Auto
• Those who do not turn the car even if they are doing other things on the drive. •
Those holding the door wide open and straining the hinges completely ignore you even if the passage is narrow for your car
• Those in a huge empty square can lock your car to park closer to the restaurant
• Those who have the Hummer, Smart, BMW appears to be a carrier, the mini, the Harley Davidson and not the Americans, the pick up and do not know what to charge, the SUV and the installments to be paid already 23 years that the super
• suv and not just talk on the phone as they go, but let the children scratch around freely in the front passenger seat
Sport
• Cyclists in couples who think they have the right to ignore motorists behind (that sooner or later they will pave casually omitting the rescue)
The bar
• Those who take the bar even reading the newspaper obituaries let go before the other patrons at the bar
• Those who take the paper under the bar purse was not even their
• Those who take coffee very quiet, there would be room for you, but they must be large because there were at first and you're unable to get to the cup and sugar
"friends "
• Those who have olive trees and when you bring the oil to find the first of the year when this year is rather good
• Those who will attend only as long as the servants or six representative
• Those who have always a friend to do a job that pays you too, or maybe just you, and you do not ever know if they
• Those who make a purchase - always - a great deal and you feel like an idiot
• Those who are crying poverty but have always always more expensive than your clothes, more expensive scooter, designer sunglasses, shoes sewn ...
The couple
• Those who betray their partners - faithful - always, and discovered him give up saying that it is the fault of the other work
• Those that are exclusively its own sprouts ma invocano sempre una superiore causa che li vede impegnati a fondo
• Quelli che dopo essere arrivati tardi, aver fatto quattro chiacchiere, essere andati in bagno, letto il giornale, guardato le email, e non so che altro, hanno pure da ridire sul lavoro dei colleghi e lamentarsi dell’ostilità del capo
La tavola
• Quelli che a tavola scelgono i cibi dal vassoio rivoltandoli prima tutti magari con la propria posata
• Quelli che lasciano sempre qualcosa nel piatto a fine pasto, eppure si erano appena ri-serviti
Il supermercato
• Quelli che scelgono la frutta e ti impediscono di avvicinarti perché ci sono loro ed il loro carrello messo di traverso
• Quelli che al banco della gastronomia, pur essendoci il numeratore, ti impediscono di vedere le merci pur avendo numeri successivi al tuo
• Quelli che ignorano del tutto che tu devi passare da un passaggio stretto perché stanno chiacchierando o facendo altro di estremamente importante per loro
Lo shopping e il look
• Quelli che vestono esclusivamente firmato e caspita se si vede
• Quelli che sono sicuri di avere buon gusto e per dimostrartelo ti dicono quanto care hanno pagate le cose
• Quelli che portano i costumi che sembrano mutande di villebrequin
• Quelli che ci sono i saldi da Tod’s e sono in coda come pecoroni custoditi da un pastore-portiere, ma compratevi le Lumberjack!
• Those who have smears impossible wrist to mark the hours were not even blind
• Those who have cell phones super-technological and they do not know how to use internet
• Those that tell facebook that have never been
• Those who tell facebook what little they have, and quote, quote, quote ...
• Those who seem to have a deep feeling on the internet while the animals are
miscellaneous
• Those who never make a stupid
• Those who throw the upstairs the butts in your garden, and lose the pants, the pegs, the caps of beer, tent pegs
• Those who do not know a shit but want to impose their views anyway
• Those who are always saying that this is their big guy and such a good friend
• Those who are always telling you when attending celebrities, even 30 years before and sometimes is not even true
• using very dark glasses even if they have dark eyes and the sun is still rising
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